lolz

Abdurahman Palliyaly go to Picture Gallery. coz he have sore eyes and can't see clearly so he asked Basith Bin to accompany him.

Abdurahman : woooww... nice pic, this fish pic like real fish

basith : Ssssttttttt... don't speak loud its crocodile pic.

Then they move to another pic.

Abdurahman : oohhh... this elephant pic its so dashing.

basith : Ssssstttttt..... don't speak loud its bull pic

Abdurahman hold his comment until he see in the corner of room and yelling

Abdurahman : ooohh my god.. this Gorilla pic so real.. amaziiiinggg

Basith : Ssssssssstttttttttttttttttt...... don't yelling sir.. IT'S A MIRROR

(don't mind just kidding :p)

peanut

one day in a zoo there is a conflict among 4 boys and one zoo keeper, and they bring these case to court.

zoo keeper : they make trouble in zoo park sir..

Judge : hey young man... i never like teenage crime case. now i want u tell me name and what is ur crime, one by one.

boy 1 : my name is Abdurahman, and my crime is i throw peanut into elephant cage

boy 2 : my name is Emrul, and my crime is i throw peanut into elephant cage

boy 3 : my name is Basith , and my crime is i throw peanut into elephant cage

boy 4 : my name is PEANUT

:P

very late :D

Doctor    : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Shahriar : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor    : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Shahriar : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor    : I've been trying to call you since yesterday.

:p

don't broke

Don't broke his heart, he have only one. But break his bones, he have 206 of them :p

lazy boy :p

mom            : wake up son, or u will be late
Abdurahman : i dont want mom
mom            : why its time to go to school
abdurahman : i dont want to go to school
mom            : why?

abdurahman : everyone always called me bad, and teacher also
mom            : but....
abdurahman : I DONT WANT...
Mom            : come on Palliyaly Abdurahman ur 40 years old and also u r a HEAD MASTER...

:P

*At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups* Boy- 1...2...3.... *beautiful girl walks by*
Boy- 200...201...203...

“Dad! A boy in my class called me gay!”>>”Well son, next time you hit him real hard!”>>“I can’t dad, he’s so cute!